Alohomora!: A Global Reread of Harry Potter
CoS, Book Wrap: The Chamber Pot of Secrets (LIVE)

 Episode 18 Recap: Solid 'Cruxes, Signature spells, Black market tears, Parseltongue & Albus' oversight
 Special Feature Recap: International Book Covers
 PQOTW responses
→ Stats, stats, & more stats!
→ What if Book 2 was Book 1?
→ Should Potter have been a TV series instead?
→ Percy? Rockstar? NO!
→ Pettigrew the Rat!Goblet
→ Would Warwick Davis eat the Desk!Pig?
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→ We start Prisoner of Azkaban on our next episode!

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→ Episode 17 Recap: Plant or Animal?, Soul bits, Snape's Secret Chamber, Lev's 'Puff, Filchemort?
→ Special Feature Recap: The Beast Inquisition
→ PQOTW Responses
→ King Elvis Riddle
→ Could the Sorting Hat have helped find Horcruxes?
→ Feather sense
→ Brains, Souls, & Molly Weasley
→ Hint of a Horcrux
→ Rubber Ducks & Cupcakes
→ Special Feature: Books Stats & International Covers

→ Question of the Week
→ Be sure to join us next episode for our LIVE SHOW! 

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CoS, 15-16: No One Likes You, Percy Weasley

→ Episode 16 Recap: Basilisk Travels, Summoning Sortias, MLF, Houses & Humors
→ Special Feature Recap: Pottermore, In Depth
→ PQOTW Responses
→ A seriously evil individual
→ The lonely Anglia
→ Chapter full of pay dirt!
→ Is Ginny just like Dobby?
→ Basilisk: new MENSA member
→ Lockhart = McGonagall?
→ Special Feature: The Beast Inquisition

→ Question of the Week

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→ Episode 15 Recap: AirSnake, Dueling Sempras, Metaphors, Draco's melon, Myrtle's indifference, Psychology
→ Special Feature Recap: What If?
→ PQOTW Responses
→ Is Ron jealous of Lockhart?
→ The traditional Horcrux
→ Circular theory strikes again
→ Mandrake commitment ceremonies
→ Noah wants to ban HP?!
→ Would Hagrid have shot the Minister?
→ Special Feature: Pottermore, In Depth

→ Question of the Week

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→ Episode 14 Recap: Writing on the Wall, Parselmouth, Mrs. Norris, Lockhart's Vanity, Fear or Bravery & Hat Stalls
→ Special Feature Recap: Trelawny's Seeing Glass - Hidden Chambers
Alohomora! Homework: Wagga Wagga poems
→ PQOTW Responses

→ Harry Freakin' Potter!
→ The fire inside
→ Why Snape?!?
→ The most underrated moment in the series
→ A phoenix's life for me!
→ Hermione's alter ego
→ Special Feature: What If?

→ Question of the Week

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CoS, 9-10: Milk the Mandrake

→ Episode 13 Recap: Vanishing Cabinet, Eat Slugs, Parselmouth, Religious Satire, & Voldy Ghost
→ Special Feature Recap: Pottermore, In Depth
→ PQOTW Responses
→ Snarky Snape
Is Lockhart feminized?
Hufflepuff <s>Pride</s> Hate
→ Harry's acting skills
→ Is it fear or concern?
Did Dumbledore setup Hagrid?
→ Special Feature: Trelawney's Seeing Glass
→ Question of the Week
→ Download our app!
→ Alohomora! Promotional Video
→ Low bandwidth now available!

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→ Episode 12 Recap: Lockhart, Earmuffs, Photography, Platform 9 3/4
→ Special Feature Recap: Artifact Inspector - Ford Anglia
→ PQOTW Responses
→ Snape's Pitch
→ Ron's flair for silence
→ Under the hair gel spell!
→ Filch's soul
→ Hermione's shame
→ Riddle the poet
→ Special Feature: Pottermore, In Depth
→ Question of the Week
→ Download our app!
→ Alohomora! Promotional Video
→ Low bandwidth now available!

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CoS, 5-6: This Book Sucks!

→ Episode 11 Recap: Percy's tank top, Elf apprition, Weasley driving school, Magic suppression, Lazy Ron & Harry
→ Special Feature Recap: Pottermore, In Depth
→ PQOTW Responses
→ Solitary 9 3/4
→ The Friendly Willow
→ Hallmark Howlers
→ Lovely, lying, luscious Lockhart
→ Bury the babies!
→ Dumbledore's lack of judgement
→ Special Feature: Artifact Inspector 
→ Question of the Week
→ Download our app!
→ Alohomora! Promotional Video

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→ Episode 10 Recap: Harry/Big D BFF's, Synopsis, The Walrus, Horse, & Pig, Animals in Literature
→ Special Feature Recap: Noah's Close Read
→ PQOTW Responses
→ Lightweight Elf Champion
→ Flying with Ease
→ The House Elf Contract
→ Arthur & The Loophole
→ Pinch or a Handfull
→ Plotter's Reunite!
→ Special Feature: Pottermore, In Depth 
→ Question of the Week
→ Download our app!
→ Alohomora! Promotional Video

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